Wednesday, December 07, 2005

O'Reilly Misses Meaning of Christmas


Another fake War on Christmas rant from marginal pseudo-pundit Bill O'Reilly. He should pop the Grinch in the DVD pay close attention:

And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"

Fox News and the organized religion they shill for would prefer to see the word Christmas screaming from every event and item sold. Used to be the commercialization of the holiday was a bad thing for the allegedly faithful—now it's the ideal. It's shameless and irresponsible of Fox to create a national controversy out of a smattering of isolated tiffs. In doing so they've lost the true message of a holiday that indeed does mean a little bit more .

Christmas is not about corporate endorsement, politics or government sanction of faith. It's a personal time of celebration for the devout and a time of warmth, goodwill and cheer for all.

Time for Bill O'Reilly to wake up and carve the Roast Beast.

Comments on "O'Reilly Misses Meaning of Christmas"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:25 PM) : 

Thanks, Linus!

 

Blogger Hippoclites said ... (10:51 PM) : 

Now that's funny. I agree: the post was PF maudlin. I'm a sucker for a sentimental mood.

 

Blogger DocAnt said ... (4:22 AM) : 

You must know it's the Holidays when

1) Snow

2) Christmas lights

3) Bill O'Reilly starts his War on Christmas

 

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